Sunday, September 20, 2009

Stretching a Battleship At a Theater New You

The on thing you have to love about Pop Culture is the number of WTF moments it loves to provide. Universal Studios is making a movie based on Battleship - the fucking board game. I think this put the final nail in the argument that Hollywood has really run out of anything remotely resembling fresh ideas. But this one just gets better because Battleship, which will be released on July 1, 2011, Universal is also making a movie based on Stretch Armstrong - the children's toy from the 1980's. Maybe Billy Zane can play Stretch, if he can take a break from all those aweful SYFY made movies. Look for Stretch Armstrong to bomb at a theater near you Aprit 15th 2011 - and you thought nothing could be more depressing then Tax Season.

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