He brought more gross to torture porn then Leatherface on CGI steroids, he put way too much story into Michael Myers then anyone needed or asked for, and now he's turned his attention to the film that made Steve McQueen's career. That's right kids, Rob Zombie is about to remake The Blob, and it won't be that sad version from 1988 - it's probably going to be worse. Why do I say this? Because according to Mr. Zombie he intends to make the it without "the big red blobby thing." So it's going be a remake of The Blob without the actual blob, yeah that makes about as much sense as someone like Rob Zombie can make. Instead of the Blob, a jelly like creature that absorbs it's food and grows as it does, we'll get another torture porn fest with a creature in no way resembling the actual creature we would actually like to see. Rob Zombie fans will begin making excuses for this crap one week into production.
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